In a bout of boredom, I decided to go around to the various people I talk to with a question. I asked them all the same thing -- to write me a story involving a bunny and a bridge. I didn't tell them this, but the entire premise of the question was to determine their views on love. Essentially, the bridge represents your life, with the rabbit being your view on love. Needless to say, this bunny met with disaster quite a few times. Rather disconcerting.

So, do you want to spread the love? Or at least find out what other people *really* think of it? Go for it! Bother your friends for a story (the bunny and the bridge, of course) and record their responses. Then just send them in to me, and you'll officially be a part of the morbidly enlightening project we've started here. Make sure you don't let them know the significance of the bridge and bunny, though, it totally just kills it. Have fun!
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The Bunny Bridge Project
Thursday, February 05, 2004
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Bunny Bunnerson was the bravest Bunny to have ever lived. Sure, he might have be made fun of when he was just a wee bunny, due to the fact that he was cursed with a horrible handicapping birth defect, but Bunny never let anything get him down.

After years of fighting the oppressive hand of society and standing up for what he believed in, Bunny left home with the clothes on his back, and a pocket full of dreams.

But then he came across the old Rabbitonville Bridge, and had an idea... "I gots it! All I have to do is wait under this bridge long enough to let the stagnant, sewage filled, slightly radioactive stream change me into a hideous Bunny Troll. Then after years of getting a reputation for scaring children and a certain vareity of livestock, I can vicously devour three billy goats. Then nearby villagers will hear of the experience and twist the truth around a bit, until it becomes a household favorite of toddlers everywhere. Then after a few publicity gigs and after pulling a few strings--bada bing bada boom-- I'll be rich! Filthy Ri--"

But then Bunny found himself pumped fulla lead, as a nearby Hobbit shot him clean dead with an elephant gun. The Hobbit was disappointed, and had to throw Bunny's corpse away, due to an absence of potatoes. Because, as everyone knows:

You can't fix no good conie without no good 'tators

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